Magnetic or meh?
Test whether your marketing’s cruising on autopilot or breaking the sound barrier
First things first, what's your name?
*so we can send you your results :)Hello!
Skip it or stick around?
If your brand’s last post was a guest at a dinner party, it would be...
The one who danced on the table and started a conga line
The one who brought hummus that stayed unopened and now occupies the back of your fridge
The one who arrived late and left early without talking to anyone
How’s your scroll-stopping power?
When your content comes up on screen, most people...
Stop and investigate like they’ve just seen their ex’s new partner
Pause, blink, and pretty much miss it
Blitz by faster than Max Verstappen
‘Til death do us part?
How engaged is your audience? Your last post made people...
Drop a comment, open their wallets, and get a tattoo of your logo
Click through, forget why, and buy socks instead
Question the algorithm and mark you as ‘irrelevant’
Can you kick to convert?
When you drop a call-to-action, your audience...
Creates more buzz than a Trump tweet
Makes a mental note to come back later but opens Netflix instead
Reports it as spam and closes the app
Come again? I didn’t catch that
If your brand voice took the mic at karaoke, it would...
Take on ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and hit every ridiculous note
Nail every chorus but mumble through the verses
Be more tone deaf than celebrities singing ‘Imagine’ during lockdown
Let’s get down to business
When it comes to ROI, leads, and strategy, how functionally effective is your marketing?
My content works harder than a gran trying to unlock her smartphone
My content is more sluggish than a sloth on sedatives negotiating a game of Sudoku
My content performs like a failed magician at a children’s party – all smoke, no rabbits, and a very awkward silence
Here's what it means...
Ooh, indecisive much?
Our crystal ball cracked - your results are a perfect tie!
Looks like you’re a beautiful contradiction.
You’re layered, complex, and evolving - and that’s exactly where great brands begin. Let’s meet you where you are and figure it out from there.